Father’s Day is just around the corner. Save yourself some grief and get your dear old dad a jar of BladeButter Gold.
Dad thinks he’s cool, but you know better. You’ve seen him leave the house with mismatched socks more once this week. He’s always in a hurry to get nothing done so he shaves like it’s the lightning round on a gameshow. He’s great at leaving vast, unshaved patches in various regions of his face and neck. You cringe every time you spot them. Mom just laughs.
This year, buy dad some gold that won’t break your bank. We’re talking about BladeButter gold. It costs less than that other thing you’re considering and it should last him about six months. You’ll be putting dad on track for that perfect shave. He’ll stop looking like he just lost a fight with a honey badger and that should make mom happy.
Trust us. Mom likes the prospect of a cleaner, closer shave for dad. She’s not really into exfoliating her chin every time she moved in for a little sugar. BladeButter Gold might turn her scratch-patch laughs into a nice little smirk when more sugar is involved. And don’t you think dad could use some more sugar?